Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by slumlord
Ahhhh crap, I gotta buy her a birthday present in 2 weeks.

Might get her a new vacuum. One that doesn't make so much noise while I'm trying to sleep.


Dude PM me! My wife picked up a new vacuum at Costco the other day and she loves that thing. She's been vacuuming every damn day. I ain't never seen anything like it. This is the gal that grew up with maids doing everything for her.


Mine likes to vacuum and then come show me all the debris in that clear cylinder like it's some type of trophy catch.

She be all like "you see this, look at this FFFILTH...., this is what's in this house"

wtf

...i gave her the one Rudy clap the other morning.

Keto is eating her gray matter crazy



Yeah I know right?!!!

Look at all this cat and dog hair and I just vacuumed yesterday.

That's great honey, cant wait to see what tomorrow brings, that'll be exciting. Maybe I can chase the animals around with the broom later ta knock some more loose.

I always wanted to invent a vacuum jacket you strap on your kritter and it works up the loose hair and sucks it right offa 'em. It'd be a great seller until the first time someone tried it on a cat. Then I'd be sued outa existence.

Last edited by Fireball2; 11/20/19.

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