24 years. Or as I like to say when ask,
"24 years, but,
With the wind chill,
It feels like 40."


I say that in front of my wife.
I say all kind of crap at work, because it's funny.
Really funny to see those who don't know me look like
I just slapped their mother.

It works, because it's total BS. Those who know us laugh.
Because they know what a good woman I've got.
Her sense of humor is one of her attributes. She lets me run
my mouth, then she finds a way to flip it right back. Not nasty, fun.

Honestly, if I didn't have her, I don't think I would want another woman.
I see what needy, catty, domineering, demanding bitches most of
my friends serve,
ain't happening with this cat.

I just hope she continues to stay happy with me, she deserves better.

For those who are less fortunate,
I wish you success.

Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!