I first asked my wife out while she was folding panties in the women's lingerie department of the Mervyn's store we both worked at while going to college.
I was a floorwalker busting shoplifters while playing football for the college we both attended. She was a violinist and music major.
We dated off and on for a few years before tying the knot.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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