I used up my 9 lives
4 avalanches - swept off a small cliff and saved by deep powder below, in another I stopped just short on a big cliff, a 3rd one had big rocks ricocheting like a pinball game.
Large canoe crushed below me in a river strainer. Saved by barbed wire that was tangled in the strainer.
Inverted landing on a snowboard - OK for some but I do not have freestyle skills.
Rock slide above an aspen grove we that were hiking through - boulders hopping airborne and breaking off big aspen trees like canon balls shot through the forest.
Ran in front of a vehicle at the age of 5.
Passenger in a car that flipped - Shelby Mustang.
Charged by a bison - horsing around in high school.