Your boyfriend just got back from the store with new batteries. Tonight is Thursday THRUST night for you. It's the night you like having your boyfriend THRUST the vibrator through your sphincter muscle...you phaggot.
You dirty boy. I am sure there are plenty of guys who would love to share that fantasy with you. In the meantime, I can send you a picture of me in my tighty whities. I would send you a picture of me naked but I think the tighty whities would be sexier. I will even wear a pair that has been bleached so you won't have to see those unsightly marks unless of course that turns you on.
Channeling Maser.
Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
