Funny you should post that. I didn't get on my treadmill today, but I did go to Wally's place to pick up an order.

Big signs in parking lot "To Pickup". Parked and walked over there, halfway down the building. "No sir, Pickup is inside the main entrance."

Inside the main entrance is a sign, "Pickup at the Rear of the Store." Walk all the way to the rear. Sign there says, "Pickup is at the FRONT of the store, near the grocery entrance."

Have now walked twice the length of the store, plus the depth. Told a store employee about the confusion and the lying signs. Got a shrug.

Then looked all over the Electronics Dept for an item the website said was in stock at that store. Nope.

Walked back to my car. Have now totaled much of what I would have walked on the treadmill. Whataya know? WalMart keeps ya fit!

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.