James Jr!

Wife like to kilt me with one of them carts. I was trying to load her damn groceries in the truck! She got all ape-ie with the pedals and all. Pinned my hatchet azz between my truck and back truck door!!! Renched my back all out! I was hollerin’ for her to back up. She just set there laffin!! I kid you not!!! Hurt like all hell for about 3 days!!! She still thinks it’s funny. That was like 2 years ago.

Im sure the 480 lb. wallyworld security camera watchers were having a good laugh.



Last edited by kaywoodie; 01/15/20.
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS