Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by Remsen

Passover began last night.


Any suggestions on what to smear across the top of the front door frame to ward off COVID-19?


I heard that if you take an unblemished chink and prepare him (or her) to be a savory offering to the Lord, and then hang the chopsticks from the door handle, you'll be saved from the COVID-19 (and also get a free eggroll with your next order).

Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.