I have some old OCD mofugga across the street.
Takes him a couple hrs to do less than 20 yards of sidewalk.
Not kidding.

My alcoholic neighbor (directly across the street) can't stand him.
So a few days after the old fugger mows his yard, boozeboy does his.
Since it's shorter, OCD guy can't handle it, and mows his again.

The drunk watches the weather channel to make sure the old guy has to remow on the hottest day of the week.

My drunk neighbor is cool smile