When u start something like this with an unknown person you have no idea how [bleep] crazy they are. Dude could spend the next month hiding in the bushes in a ghillie suit with a samurai sword.
Or escrima sticks.
Or do it fubarski style and just lie his way out of it when confronted.
You Covtards take a good ass kickin so personal.
Which is unusual, cause it musta happened to ya hundreds of times.
Does make it more hilarious, tho.