You’d prefer to climb a tree to tell lies than to stand on the ground and tell the truth cause it just ain’t in you. At all.
The hospital tours? Any news, lately?
Ever see a liberal bitch like Ol' Poof lose an argument, then walk away wiser for the experience?
Yeah, me neither.
The only things you ever won were “Best in Tall Tales” contests.
Blue ribbon quality.
If it wasn’t for lying you’d have nothing to say.
Change your handle to Uncle Remus, the story teller.