Way, way, way too many. It's almost all broken stuff from being in the wrong place at the right time.

Me good foot is on the bad leg.

If I was a dog they'd call me Lucky, if I was a cat I'd be on the last life..

After one injury it was about 50% of the time for about 3 years... in & out, in & out. Most of the steel is out now. It was over 40 years ago for that one.

I could be the 6 million $$ man if it wasn't for lousy HMOs.


Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy