45 years old.

Never have spent a night in the hospital as a patient. Have never had a broken bone. Had 3 stitches when I was a toddler.

That, despite some incredibly stupid chit I did in my youth, and in college. Plus hunting, plus mountain biking, plus rock climbing.....

Probably luck more than anything.


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.