"Axe and ye shall receive."

"The axe man cometh."

"No one axed you for your opinion."

"Why you axing me all these questions, homes?"

"Just like a lumberman. Brings an axe to a gun fight."

Lizzie Bordens of the world- Unite!

Personally I'm glad I don't own an axe. This way I won't have to actually chop something.

"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz
"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty