Reminds me of the time I was..... Oh, nevermind.
When I was working in the ER I examined a guy who was complaining of acute abdominal pain. I placed my stethoscope on his abdomen and heard a fierce buzzing sound that was new to me. Sure enough he had a huge democrat w/ its' base well up there in his colon. I told him he would feel better once the batteries ran down. There is no end to the weird that guys can do to themselves...or pay to have done.
mike r
