Just another story of a guy using heavy machinery to masturbate that went wrong by ripping off his testicle so he stapled his sack shut with a heavy duty stapler. Nothing unusual about it... Yeah. We've all been there, right?
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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