On the serious side, years ago some kids playing in a city park near here found a couple slimy odd shaped things along the creek bank. They told their parents who took 1 look and called the police. They were a pair of human testicles. The police found the guy a few days later. He was screwed up in the head to say the least. He'd convinced himself that they were diseased and killing him so he cut them out himself. I can't imagine....
