Several times in past month or two I have been approached in parking lot by folks in cars either wanting to sell stuff or want money ( for food, yeah!) and i always answer them in German. Works good!

The absolute best answer I got was from middle eastern chick trying to sell me "gold" jewelry. She has her husband( partner in crime) pull their car over and she gets out. Walks up to me with more jewelry and just jabbering away in German!!!! I simply just busted out laughing in her face! We had a nice conversation about how I was almost broke and I was getting groceries for my invalid wife. She got in the minivan and told the man to drive!

French works too!!!

Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS