rent a cop at boat shows. took that job in order to survive right after i got out of the air force. felt pretty schitty putting on a rumpled, ill fitting, polyester POS uniform when i had just got done wearing a real uniform for 6 years. and they made us wear a real chintzy polyester ball cap and a douchy badge. no gun of course. if i had a gun, i'd a probably shot myself in the fuggen head.


My diploma is a DD214