My 'ol lady already has my casket like that ordered, but it's not got a hole for my head, it's got a hole for my cock to stick out instead.
Shouldn't take long, ta drill a 3/8" hole.
Didn't, but they tole me they had to keep drillin' 'til they got to two inches. Best to do a little at a time. Two inch circumfrence and then will stick out about a foot. I told the wife to wrap it with red ribbon so it would look like one of them huge candy canes that they use for a table decoration, only longer. You can come and pay your respects if you outlast me.