Top 5 Flave responses to serious questions:

1) COCK
2) F A G G O T!
3) Your Eat Dick
4) LOL. [bleep]!
5) GFY

Knock yourselves out, dumbasses.


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.