Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
#4 The last time I got coffee there, the guy serving at the cash register was a flaming homo and proud of it.

I didn't want him touching my coffee cup.

Looks like we posted at the same time, so I'll change mine to 4.

You catch the gay?

No, but afraid that I might.
I went to the men's room to wash up.
I didn't want to touch the door handle for the crap smeared everywhere.
I somehow got my foot high enough to open the door with my shoe. I never thought Kung Fu or Karate classes would come in handy for something like THAT.
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