Sammo,

you need to ditch that "air freshener" pine tree goodie.

The fumes from that thing are no good for a man like you.

Need something to cover up some stank? Know anyone with a lavender bush? Sagebrush. Clip a few leafy twigs of that.

No telling what kind of chemicals you're breathin' from that pine tree thingie.They might be affecting your 'deep thoughts'

I liked the high seas reference there.

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?