Originally Posted by widrahthaar

Prior to this year the duck used to lick door knobs.

Just imagine making it 45 years on this planet before you learned to not lick doorknobs. Just [bleep]’n imagine that.


Hoping to drag some of your idiot resident trolls out of their single wides for some fun?

GFY, dumbazz.


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.