My children's children are getting the mother load.

I've been prepping. My 100 thousand primers are crammed in cases upon cases of Varget, wrapped in additional cases of toilet paper. Also, some spare unleaded for the mower close by.

That's all crammed in my utility closet next to the hot water heater.

We're set!

The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.