Originally Posted by Crappie_Killer
I have a phobia from when I was a kid about running out of tp. My wife has always known about it and keeps the house well stocked for many years. We keep at minimum 6-12 months on hand. [bleep], I’ve got four rolls in the boat and on each truck.


All vehicles have minimum 2 rolls TP in this family. Always have, always will.

Smart man.


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.