Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by BobBrown
I hit my schlong on the front of the bowl the one time I tried to sit on a toilet


I guess you just need to continue schittin' ya britches.

When people complain about your disgusting aroma, you can just smile and say, "My dick is too big to sit on the pot".

You'll be a hero,....trust me on this.



You aint too bright, boy. I just use my special toilet at home everyday at 4:20.


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