On behalf of The Universe (which is completely fair to one and all in every other aspect), I would like to apologize to those who have been FORCED to look at Midway USA's website even though their prices are higher than you want to pay. Fortunately, you are able to buy everything else you ever desire at what you consider bargain prices.

A Pity Party will be held in your honor.


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling