Contact the producers of reality shows before going kingston's route.

Use their money, and get the White Claw folks to sponsor the show.

And while you're at it, put in word that they bring in some of those buxom Eastern European gals too.


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?