If you want good help you've got to plan ahead, it's a long and expensive process with years of training. 9 month waiting period on each new worker. 7-8 years of training with smaller jobs. About 2-3 more years added to that for beginning machinery. After a couple of years of the beginner machinery apprenticeship, they're usually good to go on all equipment.....though they will still occasionally catch a post, especially when trailers are attached.

If nothing else, after the years of training at your side, your sons and daughters will have an extensive understanding of the application and use of foul language......