Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SheriffJoe



Betting you look like your whiskey and wine bottles or maybe its just your vulva.


Can I get a pic of your tracking moccasins?




Can I get a pic of the path from your couch to your fridge to your toilet, your douche bag and back to the couch?

While you're at it, show us a pic of your open-toed sandals, chicken legs.


Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

Pronoun: Yes, SIR !