"All this exactness and precision are useless when trying to get a point across to my wife. It is folly to try."
I wish mine would learn to use nouns and remember the names of things.
Sometimes it goes something like this:
"When are you going to fix that dangly thing?"
What dangly thing?
The one in the bedroom.
Our bedroom?
Yes.
Where is it?
I told you, it's in the bedroom.
Where? In the master bath?
No.
In the closet?
No.
Which wall is it on? North, South, East, or West?
I don't know directions in there.
Is it across from the bed?
No.
On your side or mine?
Yours."
At this point I can go in there and look for a danglyy thing that needs some sort of fix......
