I’m a dog guy. Love my hounds, even though they are a big PITA.

You know what I don’t love? Everybody bringing their fur bag out in public. Home Depot is a fuggin’ dog show. At a little league game last month and some chunky islander gal is dragging her 100+ pound Dogo around. She sees me eyeballing her dog and says “you can pet him”

Why the Fugk would I do that? Lol.

“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”