When we first married, we paid $200/month to one.
They maintained the paved road, paid for trash pickup, had
the sewer/water system......
100+ trailers in that one.
Was definitely different to a young guy used to burning the garbage, and dumping the food scraps out by the crick. Sure wasn't shooting in the back yard anymore.
Then one day BANG, BANG, BANG!
The old bitch that ran the place was on the porch.
When I opened the door, she stuck a piece of paper in my face,
And walked away!
WTF!
She had decided my oil barrel needs painted.
Why the heck didn't she just tell me?
Wait a minute! I have 30 days to comply, or be evicted!
WTF!*&%$#@!!*(>_=÷-!!!!!!
The cocksukers are threatening to evict me. And they never even
bothered to just say, "Your oil barrel has some rust, might want to paint it".
Came around again when the inspection sticker and registration on a car
expired. Again, the Gestapo Knock, a threat to evict shoved in my face.
As soon as we could, we GTFO!
And before we agree to buy this hovel in a fancy development,
The first thing I made sure of was NO HOA!
A road maintenance agreement, a deal for a dumpster at the end of
the road? That would be fine.
But Ive got the Fed's, The state police,
Possum cops, dog cops, county commisionser, township supervisors.....
all wanting to screw with you. I sure as hell ain't giving a couple rich old
bastards, with nothing better to do than mow and deadhead flowers, the power to determine the color of my new roof, how I mow the grass, whether I
spray my yard, kind of dog......F' NO!
And if you think others have a right to tell me that stuff,
please don't move here.
And IDGAF if you think your state is better than this one, hell, I might agree.
But I'd rather live free, in a travel trailer in the woods in Northern Ca, than
l under a totalitarian HOA in Missoula.
