"When I bounced one off my Jeep mirror into my belly."
Mirror Bees!
Anyone who ever spent much time driving a real truck, especially without a/c, has mirror bee stories.
Motorcycle bees are a thing too.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744