"When I bounced one off my Jeep mirror into my belly."
Mirror Bees!
Anyone who ever spent much time driving a real truck, especially without a/c,
has mirror bee stories.
Motorcycle bees are a thing too.
yep, had a wasp smack me in the chest and drop right into my shirt. stung the fugg out of me. another time i had a wasp go right into my helmet and into my ear. 5th gear to 3rd and 60-0 in about 5 seconds. by the time i got the fugger out of my ear, i could barely put my helmet back on.