There's all sorts of schit in the roads here in EP. Never found anything decent though.
Slum's gonna be jealous about this though:
Sat there about a week.
We call that a ‘ Magnus Couch’
Our older black lab would reduce that to a field of stuffings in 2 hours.
I learned that after scarfing a couch beside a dumpster near some dorms on the Vanderbilt campus. Hauled it all the way home for a nice doggie gesture. And the mofos ate it