must be some retarded deer for them to wait for a hunter to unzip the noisy velcro and retrieve that one round in the top orvis pocket and still graze while you rack it into the chamber
That's the way we grow them around here.
See deer, or elk.
Dismount pony.
Tie said horse to nearby tree.
Pull rifle from saddle scabbard.
Find dead rest.
Load rifle.
Place 12X scope on vitals.
Press trigger.
Empty rifle chamber.
Place rifle back into scabbard.
Untie horse.
Mount horse.
Spend next hour trying to find a path around the canyon between you and dead critter.
