She knows what she wants. She wants you to choose because she wants you to be happy. She will only be happy if your choice is what she wants. The females of all mammal species are six times more vocal than the male. Learn to take hints.

And most importantly, remember that we would all still be laying on the sidewalk, burning ants with a magnifying glass, if it weren't for women. Men change slowly. Women change by the second.

Oh....and they know they're crazy, but it usually doesn't behoove you to remind them.




The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.