Originally Posted by Mark Twain

She knows what she wants. She wants you to choose because she wants you to be happy knows you won't get it right the first time, even though she gives you a 50/50 chance. She will only be happy if your choice is what she wants.

The females of all mammal species are six times more vocal than the male. Learn to take hints use earplugs.

And most importantly, remember that we would all still be laying on the sidewalk, burning ants with a magnifying glass, if it weren't for and would be perfectly happy without women.

Men change slowly. Women change by the second. (Yup, can't add to that one.)

Oh....and they know they're crazy, but it usually doesn't behoove you to remind them not nearly HOW crazy. You should remind them frequently.