Remsen,

Easy to see who has used one or not?

Bought one after elbow surgery to keep my wife from wiping my ass. No way in hell I’ll ever go back to toilet paper. No more monkey butt, [bleep] in your hand, clogged toilets and stuffed up septic tank from girls in the house, no skid marks, etc. etc. And best of all it ends an excuse from the wife to keep from bumping uglies cuz it sure keeps it clean!

Bought one for the price of two TP packs. Go cold water, warm water isn’t worth it. You’ll save a TON of money over TP.

Merry Christmas you stinky fuggers!