had a hotel room once that had a separate one, so you'd take a dump, then move over to the bidet.
I think it needed like that foam brush kinda deal - you know when you go to a car wash bay and on one side you had the high pressure hose and on the other side the foaming brush to get the dirt off.
get down and give your undercarriage a once over with some new car scent
just run away with the "hot wax now" light comes on.
So you gotta make sure you take a pocket full of quarters when you take the morning dump?
