had a hotel room once that had a separate one, so you'd take a dump, then move over to the bidet.

I think it needed like that foam brush kinda deal - you know when you go to a car wash bay and on one side you had the high pressure hose and on the other side the foaming brush to get the dirt off.

get down and give your undercarriage a once over with some new car scent

just run away when the "hot wax now" light comes on.


Last edited by KFWA; 12/06/21.

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