"Many people who get the ax will sabotage things as they go."

One fellow who departed the firm where I worked saw it coming. He froze about 20 pounds of potatoes and stuffed them in the backs of file cabinet drawers and beneath desks and in pockets of coats that were hanging in lockers. It took about three weeks for the smell to start and it was months before they found all of the spuds.


I am a conservative with a lowercase "c".