Fits like a fist in the eye.
A running horse never plowed a field.
Deader than yesterdays news.
Wilder than a March hare.
Darker than a [bleep] pocket.
Better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Got a wild hair up his ass.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
When its gone, its gone.
Said by the new guy on a fly in camp who drank all the beer by Tuesday.