He'd steal the stink out of dirty!
He ain't got the sense God gave a goose.
He don't know s#¡t from Shinola! Look at his shoes!
Couldn't find his butt with both hands!
With friends like him, who needs enemies?
Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut!
My pop always said it this way: She's cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon.
Hes so crosseyed he can stand on Wednesday and look both ways for Sunday.
He's so lazy, he wouldn't say "Soiiee" if the hogs was eating him!
He's so tight he's got nine and a half cents out of the first dime he ever made.
That boy is so ugly, he'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
He don't know nothin'! He's just talking to hear his head roar.
Last edited by martinstrummer; 08/09/22.
