She’s tougher than a boiled owl
I’m gonna do it even if it hairlips the guvment.
He’s so unlucky it could be raining pu$$y and he’d still get hit with a dick
Her a$$ looked like two boar hogs fighting in a tow sack
It’s about to come a turd floater, you’d better hunt higher ground
"I used to be a tired hunting guide, now I'm just a re-tired hunting guide"
"No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn" JM
Jared
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