She apparently drunk. That said I wouldn't wish severe burns on anyone.
My ex's mother was badly burned when she was a kid. Her hands were like claws from bones being fused. Burns all over her body, Luckily her head and face wasn't burned bad. She was a tough yet kind lady.
Come-on man, you're supposed to say something funny when something like this happens.
Now that it's determined that she had drugs in her system you'll need to steer away from the humor and comment what a worthless POS she was while she lay there dying.
