My girl ain't go no eyes
Just two holes and lots of flies
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She's got two big red lips,
Just like two battleships,
And I'd buy her anything,
To keep her alive.

Thought I would play a joke
Pulled the plug and watched her choke,
And I'd buy her anything,
To Keep her alive.

Roy

What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.

The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed

Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel