Originally Posted by High_Noon
I have a friend who broke up with a chick because she wouldn't stop trying to cut up his meat for him. He's probably unlikely to find another, but he made the right decision.

My younger brother started dating this chick some time ago. At the very beginning, he warned her: "Do not try to change me." A few weeks later, she purchased him a set of sheets. That was it and he gave her the boot.

I had a girlfriend once that I tried and tried for months to break up with. It didn't take. What's a fella to do when he tries to break up with a chick and every time he does so, she gets nekkid and sticks her ass up in the air? Finally got rid of her, but it was a difficult process.
You had a hard situation.


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